Liar Damned

Theres not a word of truth in anything that I say

I don't really want to listen till they go away

I haven't finished and I never try

If you ask me reasons I just lie

I'm a liar, liar, I never tell the truth

I'm a liar, liar, I never tell the truth

I tell you how I feel and why it is

And what you are if you don't start to give

I love spending hours watching television

I stole the best lies and then I call up your crepid politicians

I'm a liar, liar, I never tell the truth

I'm a liar, liar, I never tell the truth

I smoked your last cigarette I say that someone else did

I send your mum to the bed to find if your sisters frigid

You ask me why, I just lie

I'm a liar, liar

I'm gonna be the biggest liar in the world

I'll be so good you'll believe every word

I could even make you believe Adolf Hitler

Send him to Russia for the winter

I'm a liar, liar, I never tell the truth

I'm a liar, liar, I never tell the truth